“ The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. ”.

“ It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me. ”.

“ Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly followed by an “I don´t give a shit”… With a side order of my middle finger! ”.

“ I step into the club. The haters turn around. My middle finger’s up. Man, I’m just getting down. ”.

“ Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words are not enough. ”.

“ I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make ME happy. ”.

“ Thank you to every person who has ever told me I cannot. You are just another reason I will. ”.