“ People say I have a dirty mind, But I say it’s just creative! ”.

“ I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I do love to just punch in the face. ”.

“ Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ”.

“ I am not anti-social, I am just really real-me. ”.

“ People with status don’t need status! ”.

“ If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you. ”.

“ I’ll be a billionaire once I’m done inventing this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet. ”.